|You Should Not Have a Mullet|
Unless you're being truly ironic, you should shy away from having a mullet. A mullet is so not you.
You don't have a redneck bone in your body, and you probably don't even know a Billy Ray Cyrus song.
... aga tulenevalt oma vanusest on see mul kunagi muidugi olnud. Enam mitte kunagi! Kavatsen veel väga pikka aega lihtsalt kiilakas olla.